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Tractor humor and equipment reading from farm.FM
Tractor & Farm Equipment Guide is the practical side. farm.FM is the funny side: farm and cowboy humor, country music and stories from the barn and the shop. These are the tractor and equipment picks.
Humor, not advice. Pieces tagged Humor are comedy. Pieces tagged Reading are straight explainers or event pages. For anything about repairs, safety, money or the law, use the guides on this site and talk to a qualified mechanic, your dealer, your insurer and your state agencies.
Buying, selling and the dealer lot
- Why Buy John Deere? Reading
- Case IH vs. John Deere Reading
- So You Wanna Buy a Chinese Tractor? Reading
- YTO Tractor Lifestyle Reading
- The New YTO Tractor Reading
- The John Deere 6R 175 Tractor Reading
- Antique Tractor for Sale Humor
- Tractor Envy Humor
- Tractor Now Costs More Than the Farmhouse Humor
- Dollar General’s New Tractor Humor
- Tractor Sales Fall 13%, Farmers Keep the Old One Humor
- Lower Farm Equipment Prices Humor
- Farm Equipment for Sale Ad Reads “Runs Great”; Seller Admits He Hasn’t Tried It Humor
- Ranch Equipment for Sale Advertised as Like New Except for the Fire Damage and Missing Engine Humor
- Yanmar Tractor Wins the Noble Prize for Poetry Humor
- Tractor Sales Soar as Urban Hipsters Flock to ‘Authentic’ Farming Experiences Humor
- Tractor Sales Collapse Humor
- U.S. Tractor Sales Fall 16.4 Percent Humor
- Tractor Sales Fall 16.4%; Old John Deere Still Works Humor
- His and Her Tractors Humor
- Top Combination of “His and Her” Tractors Humor
- Who Actually Owns John Deere? Reading
- How much is John Deere Worth? Reading
Brands, models and the green-or-red question
- Where ARE John Deere Made? Reading
- Where is John Deere Made? Reading
- What do John Deere Model Numbers Mean? Reading
- Understanding Your John Deere Tractor Reading
- Mastering Your John Deere Tractor: A Comprehensive Guide Reading
- Who was John Deere? Reading
- What Did John Deere Invent? Reading
- What does “John Deere Green” REALLY Mean? Reading
- What Color is John Deere Green??? Reading
- Why are some John Deere tractors yellow? Reading
- John Deere’s Rise to Agricultural Royalty Reading
- Lessons We Can Learn from the John Deere story… Reading
- Which John Deere Tractors are Made in the USA? Reading
- When did John Deere change from classic green? Reading
- Why is John Deere so Successful? Humor
- FAQs About John Deere, the Man Reading
- Case IH Unveils Combines With Superpowers: Humor
- John Deere enters the Star Wars Series Humor
- John Deere Invades Russia! Humor
- The Tractor as Diplomat: How John Deere Machinery is Plowing an End to Russia’s War Against Ukraine Humor
Repairs, breakdowns and right to repair
- The Tractor Broke Down Again Humor
- Tractor Trouble Humor
- I Need This Tractor to Start Humor
- The Right to Repair Reading
- Farmers Win the Right to Fix Their Own Tractors Humor
- FTC Finds Tractor Ownership May Include a Wrench Humor
- Flat Tire Disasters Humor
- Sittin’ in the Tire Shop (Ain’t That Bad) Humor
- The Tractor Runs Humor
- Broke Down Farm Humor
- You Make Me Wish the Tractor Wasn’t Broke Down Humor
- Dairy Farm Replacement Parts Cost More Than the Tractor; Dealer Says the Bolt Comes With a Relationship Humor
- Tractor Becomes Self-Aware, Refuses to Plow Without Proper Lubrication Humor
- Farmer Owns Combine, Waits on Diagnosis Humor
- Deere Doubles Parts Warranty to Two Years Humor
- What kind of Oil do I put in my John Deere Lawn Mower? Reading
- Equipment and Machinery Mishaps Humor
- Possessed Farm Equipment Humor
- Cows Postpone Breakfast Pending Tractor Repair Humor
- FTC, USDA Investigate Farm Equipment Makers Humor
- Tractor Tires and Twang Humor
Mud, safety and stuck tractors
- Essential Safety Gear for Ranchers Working with Livestock Reading
- Safety First: Protecting Your Herd, Your Land, and Yourself Reading
- Tractor Stuck on Top of the Church Humor
- Tractor Stuck in a Yoga Retreat Parking Lot Humor
- Hay Bale Accidents Humor
- Tractor Selfies Gone Wrong Humor
- World’s First All-Electric Tractor Sinks in Mud Humor
- You Can Take a Farmer Out of the Mud… Humor
- Bad Mud Humor
- Farmer Sues AI Tractor for Plowing Into Church During Revival Humor
- Tractor Starts Attending Church, Rolls in During Communion Humor
Plows, mowers and attachments
- She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Humor
- She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Humor
- Polar Bears vs. Plows Showdown Humor
- Did Santa Steal the Snowplow? Humor
- Hay Bale Fail Humor
- Hay Bale Fail Humor
- Hay in the Barn Humor
- Hay Bale Heist Humor
- Tractor Races at Midnight Humor
- Lawnmower Race Through City Hall Humor
- The Ultimate John Deere Lawn Mower Guide Reading
- Who makes the best riding lawn mower? Reading
- Goat Elected Mayor After Promising “No More Lawn Mowing, Just Grazing” Humor
- Farmer Invents Tractor Powered by Gravy, Wins State Fair and Cholesterol Award Humor
- West Texas Farmers Adopt High Heels to Combat Soil Compaction Humor
- Tractor Becomes Sentient, Demands to Be Addressed as “Sir Plows-a-Lot” Humor
Soil, tillage and harvest
- Tennessee Tilling the Land Reading
- No-Till Texas Soil Health Symposium Reading
- From Soil to Success: How Texas Tech’s Dirt Experts Are Cultivating the Future Humor
- Smart Soil: The Agricultural Marvel of Our Times Humor
- Illinois Soil Gets a Login Humor
- Landlord Raises Rent After Tenant Fixes Soil Humor
- Climate and Soil in Texas Reading
- Turning Mud into Gold: The Magical World of Swamp Farming Humor
- Government Labels Farm Soil as “Emotional Support Dirt” Humor
- The Irritable Irrigator: When Farm Machinery Gets Moody Humor
- Harvest Season in Texas Humor
- April Harvest Humor
- Honkytonk Harvest Humor
Hay, bales and trailers
- Texas Hay Farms Reading
- Texas Drought Forces Early Hay Feeding Humor
- Hay Bale Wedding Disaster Humor
- Hay Bale Art: The New Rural Trend Sweeping the Nation Humor
- Make hay while the sun shines. Humor
- Breaking News: The Great Hay Shortage Panic of ’24 Humor
- You’re the One I Wanna Haul Hay With Humor
- Let’s Hit the Hay Humor
- Hay Bales and Hurdles Humor
- Hay Bale Hats Humor
- Hay Bale Dating Service Launches, Sparks Rural Romance Revolution Humor
- “Fresh Cut Hay” Perfume Dominating the Market Humor
- American Farmers Discover People Will Pay $25 to Sit on Hay They Cannot Sell for $5; Economists Declare Agritainment the Future of Agriculture Humor
- Damn Cow, Get in the Trailer Humor
- Dairy One Forage Lab Rates Hay “Adequate”; Farmer Rates Its Price “Catastrophic” Humor
- Haunted Hayrides Pay Farmers to Terrify You Humor
- Hayloft Heartbreak Humor
Smart tractors, drones and GPS
- Precision Ag Reading
- Kubota Autosteer Drives Straight, Budgets Don’t Humor
- Driverless Tractor Plants Without Farmer Humor
- Cloud-Based Tractor Loses Signal, Farmer Uses Earth Humor
- Tesla Electric Tractor Plans Leaked Humor
- John Deere’s AI Knows Everything Except Tractor Prices Humor
- When Your Smart Tractor Goes Rogue Humor
- Unusual Incidents Nationwide Due to AI Tractors Humor
- New AI Farming Robot Spends 90% of Its Time Texting Other Robots Humor
- KFRM, Now the Voice of Self-Driving Tractors! Humor
- Tractor GPS Leads Farmer to Yoga Retreat Instead of Cornfield Humor
- Farm Drones Land in FAA Paperwork Humor
- The Unofficial State Bird: The Flying Pesticide Drone Humor
- Farming 2.0: When Tractors Meet Transformers Humor
- Rural Technology Reading
- Technology Glitches Humor
- The Cowboy’s Guide to Modern Technology Reading
- Drones Weigh Cattle, Cows File Complaint Humor
- Smart Trough Alerts Rancher After He Reaches Town Humor
- Farmer Installs Smart Fence, Cows Hack It for Netflix Access Humor
- Farmer’s Tractor Hijacked by AI, Declares Itself “Crop Overlord” Humor
Diesel, dealers and the farm economy
- $8 Billion Diesel Relief Humor
- Diesel Now Requires a Mortgage Humor
- Diesel Hits $6.18 and Farmers Eye the Oil Business Humor
- Sacramento Wants Its Cut of Red Diesel Humor
- Co-op Sells Diesel by the Occasion Humor
- Rancher Offers Fuel Supplier a College Fund Humor
- Fuel Relief Arrives After Harvest Humor
- Deere Brings Back Workers, Farmers Want Affordable Tractors Humor
- Deere Hires 400 as Its Biggest Customer Goes Broke Humor
- John Deere Layoffs Spark Creative Corn-Pocalypse Humor
- John Deere Closes Two Iowa Plants; Farmers Explain Their Old Tractors Are Already Fully Equipped to Lose Money Humor
- Deere Closes Two Iowa Plants for Efficiency Humor
- Auction Gone Wild Humor
- Reverse Auctioneers Humor
- Farm Progress Show 2027 Debuts Tractor That Predicts Exactly When You’ll Go Broke Humor
- Farmers Discover Americans Won’t Pay Another Nickel for Bread but Will Spend $150 Taking Family Photos Beside a Tractor That Doesn’t Run Humor
- Tractor Supply in Sweetwater, Texas Humor
- Stephenville’s Tractor Supply (Texas) Humor
- Lufkin Tractor Supply (Texas) Humor
- Temple Tractor Supply (Texas) Humor
- Mineral Wells Tractor Supply (Texas) Humor
- Sulphur Springs Tractor Supply (Texas) Humor
- D&D Farm and Ranch – Seguin, TX Humor
- Record Harvests Leave Farmers Broke, Economists Baffled Humor
Farm shows and expos
- National Farm Machinery Show and Tractor Pull Reading
- Quad City Farm Show Reading
- The Four State Farm Show Reading
- Wisconsin Farm Technology Days Reading
- Midwest Ag Industries Exposition (MAGIE) Reading
- Big Iron Farm Show Reading
- Husker Harvest Days Reading
- Sunbelt Ag Expo Reading
- Triumph of Agriculture Farm & Ranch Machinery Reading
- Amarillo Farm and Ranch Show Reading
- Nebraska Ag Expo Reading
- Dakota Farm Show Reading
- Precision Farming Dealer Summit Reading
- Topeka Farm Show Reading
- Fort Wayne Farm Expo Reading
- Midwest Ag Expo Reading
- KMOT Ag Expo Reading
- Iowa Ag Expo Reading
- Southern Farm Show Reading
- Colusa Farm Show Reading
- Spokane Ag Expo Reading
- World Ag Expo Reading
- Montana Agri-Trade Exposition Reading
- The New York Farm Show Reading
- Western Farm Show Reading
- North Dakota Winter Farm Show Reading
- Wichita Falls Ranch & Farm Expo Reading
- OKC Farm Show Reading
- Royal Highland Farm Show (Scotland) Reading
- Milan International Agricultural Machinery Exhibition Reading
- Central MN Farm Show Reading
- Pennsylvania Farm Show Reading
- Butler County Farm Show! Reading
- County Farm & Ranch Expo Reading
- A Farm Show in Starkville, Mississippi – Case Study Reading
- Wisconsin Public Service Farm Show Reading
Tractor pulls, weddings and stories
- Tractors on the Farm Reading
- Tractor Racing Humor
- Romance at the Tractor Pull Humor
- Granny Wins Tractor Pull with Knitted Engine Humor
- Rural Romance: Tractor Pulls and Heartstrings Humor
- Grandpa’s Tractor Tales: The Stories Millennials Miss Humor
- The Great Tractor Migration Humor
- Tractor Themed Weddings Humor
- Till Death Do Us Part: The Man Who Married His Tractor Humor
- Family Feud: Epic Battle Over Grandpa’s Tractor! Humor
- John Deere Tractor wins Prestigious Art Award Humor
- Farmer Trades Vintage John Deere Calendar Humor
- Top 15 John Deere Dorm Room Decorations Humor
- Texas Ranch Humor
- Ranch UTV Features Heated Seats, Six Speakers and No Space for Hay Humor
More tractor humor
- Tractor Jokes Humor
- Red Barn Jokes Humor
- Your Tractor’s Radio? Humor
- How Important is Your Tractor’s Radio? Humor
- Stop the Tractor Humor
- Grandpa’s Tractor Got a TikTok Deal Humor
- Tractor Got Stolen, Found in a TikTok Dance Humor
- Tractor Joins Dating App, Matches with Combine Humor
- Tractor Joins Therapy Group, Shares Feelings About Being Ignored Since the Combine Arrived Humor
- Tractor Forms Union, Demands Benefits and Better Playlist Humor
- Tractor Joins Book Club, Demands Respect for ‘Diesel Literature’ Humor
- Tractor Writes Country Album About Heartbreak and Hydraulic Leaks Humor
- Tractor Joins Theater Troupe, Performs Hamlet in Reverse Gear to Rave Reviews Humor
- Grandma Starts Moonshine-Fueled Tractor Racing League, Wins Championship at Ninety-Four Humor
- Granny’s Tractor Joins a Biker Gang Humor
- Grandma’s Tractor Stunt Show Humor
- Farmer Accidentally Marries Tractor in Online Ceremony Humor
- Tractor Becomes Sentient, Refuses to Mow Until Given Dental Plan and Spotify Premium Humor
- Tractor Gains Sentience, Refuses to Plow Until Unionized Humor